They claim I'm a figment of their imagination, but the reality is different
SPECIMEN #BRCH-2024-0420 CLASSIFIEDMUTATION DETECTED100% MUTANT · 0% UTILITYPEER-REVIEWED BY US, TWICEDO NOT LICK
SPECIMEN #BRCH-2024-0420 CLASSIFIEDMUTATION DETECTED100% MUTANT · 0% UTILITYPEER-REVIEWED BY US, TWICEDO NOT LICK
LAB REPORT // PEER-REVIEWED BY US, TWICE
MUTATION PROFILE
One specimen. Four questionable ancestors. Zero adults were present in the lab. The hat? Genetic. We checked twice. Click a strand to inspect the evidence.
CHIROPTERA DIVISIONBAT DNA
30%
CERTIFIED MUTANT
SEQUENCE VERIFIED · 100% MUTANT · 0% UTILITY · DO NOT LICK
Evolution didn't order it. But it kept it anyway
Something went a little wrong. Evolution fell silent for a while...
Arc Bat jingled the little bell around its neck, tilted its head to one side, and gave a look that somehow meant "I'm hungry,""I love you," and "are we heading out tonight?" all at once.
"No," said Evolution. "I didn't order this... but I like it."